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I'm trying to keep my threads to a minimum right now, but there's apparently an AC and I need somewhere to shove a couple of characters! I play Liechtenstein (Needs linear,) Sealand (Needs linear,) Greece (Currently in linear,) and Fem!Bavaria (Who needs both liquid and linear.)

Liesel (Bavaria) is actually an agent so there's some common ground for potential there. u.u I'd be happy to plot some relations if a thread won't work!

Mod Post - Edwyn Von Halen

The erratic, seemingly crazy man was known in these parts by many times. Lord of the Dance, Banjomaster, He-With-The-Iron-Beard. To those that knew him personally, however, he was known simply as Edwyn Von Halen, terror of the boardwalk and pirate of hopes and dreams. He claimed to once have been part of a literal barbershop quartet (to hear him tell it, they sang whilst they cut hair,) and his specialty was the shaving of beards. His quartet seemingly vanished one day as they went their separate ways, and Von Halen was left alone to bask in the fading light of his glory days, sailing the seven seas giving men and women everywhere the hair day they desired and deserved.

"Mummy, mummy," cried a child from the dispersing crowd around the man. "Why does he keep shouting like that?"

An inquiry! "Why, I am looking for the ultimate challenger!" Edwyn stated, waving around a case that could have held either a rifle or string instrument. "I need a man or woman who can best me in combat!"

The mention of combat drove more people to fear, and those who called the police were met with shrugs by officers who could find nothing wrong with his antics. His guns were antiques and unloaded (though this was because Edwyn never loaded them until before a battle was confirmed,) and there was never any indication that they'd been fired for some time. Not only that, but Edwyn had been a resident of the boardwalk for months prior to that point. He was a harmless man who was simply looking for someone to play music with. He was just a very frightening roleplayer.

"I require a challenger to return me back to the glory of battle!" Edwyn declared again. "May those of significant musical prowess enlighten me with you skill! It would be my honor to satisfy you!"

Granted. The teapot constantly recites Hitler's speeches.

I wish I could type super fast so all of my posts would get done in minutes.

Martin smiled weakly. He was honestly very confused. Vargas' answers were ambiguous, if anything, leaving the door open for all sorts of terrifying possibilities. Knowing him, he could very well be serious and he was only playing on Martin's fears for the force. It was true that a segway was easy to exit when trouble was afoot, but the trouble needed to train men to use unicycles and properly dismount them? That was so inefficient! Not to mention silly and demeaning to everyone on the force.

"I... I don't really know how seriously to take you anymore, sir." Martin admitted, running a hand through his hair. "But to be perfectly honest, you're scaring me right now!" Write a letter, have it processed... hah. The ails of bureaucracy were heavily apparent in the chain of command. By the time he took the appropriate measures, it would be too late to do anything, assuming Romulus intended to see this through and he wa smerely mocking Martin's concern.

"If you are serious, could I do anything to change your mind?"