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Post by Eirík [Jesus] Steilsson on Jun 22, 2015 23:20:51 GMT -8
Eirik peered at the silhouette seated back leisurely on their sofa, the piercing headache gradually fading away whilst his temperature waned. However, heat rose to his cheeks as he crouched to retrieve his towel from the floor, wrapping it back around himself and crudely holding it closed with a twisted fistful of terrycloth. Honestly, he had not the slightest notion of who the stranger could be, and Lukas had not sent any message regarding a visitor that he could recall. Although, he had been in the shower for quite a while already, and it was in the realm of possibility that a message had come in the rare minutes that he was not caught up in his usual web of technology. Besides, a quick scan of the room told him that all of his electronics were right where he had left them and reassured him that the adult at the very least was not a thief, or a very good thief if it by some stretch was the case.
He ignored the question that the man directed at him and turned on his heel, striding back to his room to slip into a pair of comfortable clothes to lounge in and more importantly check his phone. Yet, as he struggled to pull on his pants with a crook of his little finger while he stubbornly swiped at the screen it became quite clear from the lack of response the power had been expended. He had left to shower in the middle of a large group Facebook conversation, that combined with any other of the numerous apps he had running in the background were more than likely the culprit. Eirik momentarily rolled his eyes in annoyance at the hiccup and at long last finished pulling up his pants, draping his towel over his head in a slothful attempt to keep the possible water droplets from getting anywhere they weren't welcome. If he didn't have any answer from Lukas then it seemed it was up to him as the man of the house to keep the stranger from making himself too at home on their VIG Chesterfield sofa.
Armed with a phone charger and his laptop Eirik returned to sit on the other end of the sofa, movements stiff as he tried hard to keep up a controlled appearance. It was quite the task for the teen, playing Lukas's stoic self while he couldn't help but take gaping stares every few moments that he tried to hide behind his screen. With his phone hooked up and charging it was only a matter of time until he knew whether he needed to call the police to detail a possible trespasser, or Lukas for an explanation as for why he wasn't there but some stranger was. The police was the easier option, but-
He could just ask.
The teen raised his eyes from the article that he had been mindlessly reading to pretend that he hadn't been staring, taking a moment to start up his phone just in case. He slipped his legs up onto the sofa to hide the nervous little bounce his knee had started to do, opting to point and flex his toes under a throw blanket he pulled around himself. He did want to ask why he was there, but he did not want to open the door for a conversation. Then again, he could call Lukas and ask, but he didn't want the other to think he was worried over nothing if he did indeed have permission to be there.
An idea hit him, and he picked up his freshly awakened phone, tilting the screen away from the room's other occupant as he busied himself with making it seem like he was dialing a very specific three digit number. Eirik raised the phone to his ear, a slight bob of his head as if in time to the ring, an then his attention snapping to the stranger in the room.
"Hello, Police? I have a trespasser on the premises."
If he sweat, it meant he most certainly was a guilty person, as an innocent person wouldn't even consider that they were being spoken of in a guilty context or- How did it go again? There had been an article he had read on it once, though now that he was second guessing the logic it hardly seemed sound.
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Post by Eirík [Jesus] Steilsson on May 21, 2015 20:19:55 GMT -8
Eirik was not unintelligent. In fact he was far from it, even if it wasn't something that he announced on the tops off his lungs to all that he met. There was Lukas to irritatingly and disgustingly do it for him in his overly affectionate way. Nonetheless, the teen wasn't fooled for even a mere moment by the cashier's lie, and had no interest in confronting him for that matter. It would certainly end in some sort of messy manner, and any little slip up that put him in a less than palatable situation would give a certain hovering sibling even more reason to close his grip on what little freedom he had wriggled out of him. All it would take to seal the cashier's fate was him to use the card, reported missing it would bring up notifications to the closest police branch and that would be that. He had read about it once in an article on the internet.
He had just about turned to leave and use the banking phone app to report it stolen when the pale haired man stepped in, carmine eyes narrowed with an impish smirk twisting his lips as he spoke. Eirik took a shuddering breath, momentarily holding in his annoyance to observe what would come from his interference, as the Cashier did seem to look rather frightened by his threats.
The man stood sheepishly behind his till, shifting his weight from one foot to another as he stared at well, everything other than the man who had come up to confront him. It was plain to see that he had begun to sweat under the firm gaze, a choking sound momentarily coming from his throat as he seemed to fight out what to do. Everything was showing on his face, hardly a man that was difficult to read. Yet something eventually seemed to have won out, and with a strained customer service smile he looked up between the two customers.
"I'll go take a second look" he choked out, sullenly making it look as if he was poking through his till and peering about the counter before bending down and coming back up with the card in his hand. "Here, you must have dropped it" he forced out, strained smile still stretching his face as he struggled to hold it. "Thank you for your purchase, have a jolly good day."
Eirik did not respond as he took the familiar card into his hands and promptly placed it back into his wallet, not wishing to lose it to sticky fingers a second time that day. At least he had it back though, it was not even considered yet how he was going to explain to Lukas that he lost his card and needed another one. That was a conversation he was thankful he did not have to experience, it had needn't occur, the expression Lukas would make while listening to any excuse was already burned into his brain. Mild amusement at first, then mixed with slight disappointment and annoyance whilst he received a lecture on the importance of not loosing important items. Still, at least he was better than Father, the man would without a doubt have another one issued to him in a week without any questions or comments to him. They would go to Lukas of course, berate him for not taking care of his younger sibling properly and allowing him to go off on his own to shops. At least Lukas was upfront with him, in this case it was his father who ultimately treated him the most like a child.
"The MSI Z87 MPower Max isn't a horrid computer part..." he offered to the nosy man as an awkward thank you for his interference.
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Post by Eirík [Jesus] Steilsson on Feb 19, 2015 13:23:15 GMT -8
Eirik let the other tug away his wrist without any resistance on his part, thin arm dropping to his side as he stiffly stood with his gaze drifting between the display and the other patron. He could feel his intestines knotting uncomfortably in his gut, not very sure in which way he could respond to the man's irritated snap and keep his pride, without igniting his discomfort further. Where was Lukas and his unnaturally quick wit when he needed him most to give this one a verbal backhand? The only thing he had for defense were the verbal jabs he had observed on the internet, and those seemed to work rather well. It was worth a try yeah?
"Your mother breaks in a week" he stated bluntly, not the slightest inkling of shame on his fair features as he met the other's eyes and adjusted his glasses. Smooth as butter he reached out and grabbed one of the boxes in front of him, holding it under his arm as he glided up towards the till to check out. He was basking in the momentary glory of winning, tugging out his purple status symbol to pay for it.
There was a pause from the cashier as he looked over the credit card and frowned, glancing up to look between the teen and the piece of plastic quizzically.
"Identification please" he requested politely, accepting the card that Eirik slid over and making sure that the names matched before neatly swiping the card and typing into the register. "Please enter your pin on the pad once prompted Mr. Bondevik. And thank you for your purchase." With a nod the worker placed the part into a bag and held it out to him, dropping the receipt into the bag once Eirik had signed it.
The teen made to get out his cellular and text Lukas to keep him updated before taking notice of something odd. He hadn't put his credit card back into his wallet. Quickly he patted the back pockets of his jeans to be sure it wasn't there, or even shoved awkwardly in behind his ID card. It hadn't been given back to him yet had it...
He glanced over his shoulder at the cashier, turning on his heel to approach the till once again. "You wouldn't happen to still have my card would you?" the teen asked politely, watching the man shake his head and hurriedly deny it with a suspicious little twitch of his eye.
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Post by Eirík [Jesus] Steilsson on Nov 28, 2014 11:05:16 GMT -8
Let's do kinky bird watching things
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Post by Eirík [Jesus] Steilsson on Nov 20, 2014 0:02:54 GMT -8
It had all started with a bit of a lightheaded feeling, something he ignored as he soaped up his hair with the lilac scented shampoo Lukas seemed to like so much and massaged it into a gentle lather. It was relaxing, seated in the tub with the warm water slowly filing it up into a proper bath. It was the way he usually liked to bathe himself, a good rinse where he scrubbed away at every little crevice until his skin was raw and he was clean. A long soak followed that, where he leaned his head back over the edge and closed his eyes to relax, slim fingers curled around the rim to keep himself from slipping in too far if he happened to drift off.
His forehead throbbed, but he forced himself to continue through the motions he was so used to, gently rubbing his temples with his fingertips every now and then to dull the pain. Conditioner followed after he scrubbed out the shampoo, running a thick plastic comb through the silken strands to distribute the product evenly. Eirik leaned his head back, letting the shower head do it's work as he tried to relax and get into the usual lull that fit so well with his soak. He almost wanted to put on an audio book to listen to in an attempt to distract himself, but the thought just made his growing nausea lurch in his stomach. Was this a migraine? He had read about them, and the knowledge that they came more often to the adult population of humanity made him swell with an awkward sort of pride.
But it got worse, the cloud of steam growing and his breathing becoming more labored as he overheated, and eventually his stubborn streak breaking as he forced himself to climb up and out. The teen groped around for a towel in the near sauna and wrenched open the door, stepping out into the hallway and taking deep breaths of air as he wrapped one of the fluffy white towels around his waist. Eirik remembered with an awkward grimace that he had forgotten to turn on the fan, no wonder he had grown so light headed from all the steam, and where there was so much in the first place. It was still too steamy to go back in, and with the way his head was feeling he needed to sit down quickly and have his brother bring him something chilled to drink to cool down.
"Lukas..." he called out, sounding a little bit more desperate than he would have liked as he padded down the hallway with bare feet to where he heard the faint sounds of a television program. "Can you get me something to drink...with ice?"
The teen stepped through the kitchen towards the room where the television was on, another queasy spell hitting him and forcing him to lean against the doorway to support himself as he glanced over at the couch to... A stranger. His eyes widened, staring in surprise at the brunette who had seated himself on their couch so comfortably as if he belonged there. "Who let you in?" was the hurried question, the boy's lips twisting into a frown as he took an awkward step back, cheeks flushed and eyes glassy from his little sauna session. "And..." he reached up to rub his forehead with his palm, pursing his lips to combat his pain and shifting his other hand up to support himself against the doorway. "Lukaaaaas..." he weakly out into the flat, the towel dropping down over his hips and into a pile on the floor.
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Post by Eirík [Jesus] Steilsson on Nov 15, 2014 0:16:29 GMT -8
Eirik felt like he couldn't breathe, be it the scarf tucked tightly into his coat or his shirt collar buttoned up all the way. Everything just seemed to be painful, his mind in disarray over the situation that had just crawled right out of the woodwork to confront him. This was something ridiculous, the kind of thing he read about happening on the 'let's not meet' subreddit or one of those ridiculous facebook posts every single person over thirty shared like it was the most important thing they had ever read. There would be a thousand I told you so statements from Lukas when he would get home, he was sure of it. But for now he had to focus on getting home safely. If there was one of them he knew how to deal with it from a few tips he had read online, but there was nothing that he could do against a group of them with a gun held to his head.
His heart was pounding craters into his chest, hearing his pulse throbbing clearly in his ears as he looked around at all of them coolly. It was hard to appear calm when all he wanted to do was pass out into the snow so when he woke up in a warm hospital bed with Lukas at his side and the worst having past. Sleep was an escape, an injection in his IV when he was at his worst that put it all behind him. There was no guarantee though that he wouldn't simply be a face in the paper the next morning, so he forced himself to stay alert and deal with it every way that the internet had taught him. Those methods were guaranteed, pretested by people from all over the world.
His breath ghosted off in front of himself in the chill, and he was slowly reaching into his back pocket to throw his wallet off away from himself so they would leave him to chase it when a lone voice rang out and the group's attention turned to meet it.
A tall man stood there with hair the color of honeysuckle and wise cornflower eyes that seemed to overlook his predicament with an air of irritation and disapproval. Eirik would have almost coined him as his saving grace, save for the arm wrapping around his neck to keep him still and the gun digging in deeper to the side of his head.
"Oi, you think you're really brave don't you? Telling us off like a big man" one of them sneered, chapped lips pulled back tight against his teeth whilst his eyes narrowed. "Well, how about this Mr. Hero. Come over here nice and quiet and we won't blow the boy's brains all over the alleyway." He chuckled, the sound mimicked by the rest of the group joined in. "A well dressed fellow like yourself gots to have something good stuck somewhere to pay our toll, or we'll take it off of your flesh."
While they gleefully taunted the blonde one of the men had freely helped himself to Eirik's wallet, flipping it open to take a look at the bounty but pausing at the name printed on the ID.
"Oi Basil, how much d'ya reckon this lad's worth with this" he gawked, tugging out the card and waving it in front of the one holding Eirik's face cheerily. "I don't reckon there are many Eirik Bondeviks in London carrying around cards like these. How much d'ya think he's worth? Millions?"
"Enough for all of us to live out the rest of our lives on private islands" another piped up, pulling out his phone and calling in the find to their boss.
"What'd we do with this one though" a particularly plump one asked, motioning towards Matthew
"Well isn't that obvious, kill 'im" the one holding Eirik ordered, tightening his grip around the boy's neck and dragging him through the snow.
His legs were limp, leaving small trails as he was pulled along back down an alley. It had become a hostage situation it seemed, Eirik the bait and money the fish. To be quite honest he was baffled at what to do, so he kept silent, letting everything play out and hoping that the man would get away and contact the police...more importantly Lukas. His father would take him home to Norway if he even heard about this, no more freedom to do what he pleased outside of a hospital bed.
The remaining thugs rounded on Matthew, a gun pointed at the Agent's head and a few knives being drawn out into the other's hands. "G'nite" one of them cackled, a shot ringing out.
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Post by Eirík [Jesus] Steilsson on Sept 16, 2014 21:48:46 GMT -8
He's got Cystic fibrosis
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Post by Eirík [Jesus] Steilsson on Sept 16, 2014 20:47:28 GMT -8
Okiki, so Kiwi can't breath and all in school and gets sent on over to the pretty white coat land. Nasal flaring, blue lips, O2, all that good stuff. She can sit and chat and tend to him while he waits for Kyle or Donlad or someone.
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Post by Eirík [Jesus] Steilsson on Sept 16, 2014 11:38:06 GMT -8
Yup yup~ Just that~ Sitting and chatting with snacks as Roderich gets paid.
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Post by Eirík [Jesus] Steilsson on Sept 15, 2014 12:21:31 GMT -8
I prefer Constanza, and I'm a broody teenager who had to grow up too fast. So many problems...
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Post by Eirík [Jesus] Steilsson on Sept 15, 2014 10:51:29 GMT -8
Feed me sweets while I speak about my helicopter parent of a brother
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Post by Eirík [Jesus] Steilsson on Sept 13, 2014 11:52:04 GMT -8
I'll bite
Arrogant - Having or displaying a sense of overbearing self-worth or self-importance. Inclined to social exclusiveness and who rebuff the advances of people considered inferior. Snobbish.
Fixated - In psychoanalytic theory, a strong attachment to a person or thing, especially such an attachment formed in childhood or infancy and manifested in immature or neurotic behaviour that persists throughout life. Fetish, quirk, obsession, infatuation.
Impatient - Unable to wait patiently or tolerate delay; restless. Unable to endure irritation or opposition; intolerant.
Naïve - Lacking worldly experience and understanding, simple and guileless; showing or characterized by a lack of sophistication and critical judgement.
Non-violent - Abstaining from the use of violence.
Smart Ass - Thinks they know it all, and in some ways they may, but they can be greatly annoying and difficult to deal with at times, especially in arguments.
Spoiled - Treated with excessive indulgence and pampering from earliest childhood, and has no notion of hard work, self-care or money management; coddled, pampered. Having the character or disposition harmed by pampering or over-solicitous attention.
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Post by Eirík [Jesus] Steilsson on Sept 11, 2014 22:08:36 GMT -8
Erik's fingers drifted over the surface of the MSI Z87 MPower Max's laminated specs card, casting a critical eye at the top of the line motherboard that he had come out to buy for his latest build. It was only recently that he had upgraded from his previous laptop to a newer model, but it had been a good six months since he had even tended to his beautiful desktop. She needed a good cleaning, a few upgrades, and of course a new cooling system but Lukas had for once given him a budget on how much he was allowed to spend and he wasn't pleased. Twelve-thousand pounds was crippling, the new video cards he wanted costed five-hundred each! He had a credit card of course, a Coutts Purple World Mastercard. His father in all his luxury would only accept the finest, and for his children who lived in London it was the finest in the United Kingdoms.
It was to be supposed that Lukas wouldn't notice if he spent a few hundred more than agreed on, but he didn't want to antagonize his brother now. Especially after he had allowed him to go off shopping by himself for parts rather than hovering around him like the helicopter parent he usually was. There were terms of course, Eirik calling a taxi and not taking the tube home, and lastly Eirik texting him at every leg to keep him updated precisely where he was at all times. It frustrated him, he wasn't a child or anything like that, but he merely nodded and didn't bicker. Lukas would bring up the incident when he got lost trying to take the tube, and the argument would be cut short at that. It had been...months ago, but Luaks kept bringing it up like it had just happened hours prior. He had learned, it was a mistake, why couldn't his brother move on like he had?
But on another note, the motherboard was perfect and only 300 pounds, a pretty nice deal. But...if he wanted to upgrade to a new intel chip it would be more that half of his budget! His frustration grew as the prices bounced around his brain and he tried to come up with a solution that wouldn't compromise on any of the power that he wanted his computer to have. Eirik wasn't used to making compromises when it came to money in real life, games made it so easy to juggle cost and quality.
A soft sigh welled in his throat, small frame slumping for just a moment whilst he brushed his fair hair back off behind his ear and out of his eyes. He had taken care to try to disguise himself as usual, thick rimmed frames on his nose to assist with his nearsightedness already changing his usual appearance enough that no one would recognize him unless they knew him well. Eirik wasn't the public figure that his brother nor father was, but there was always the occasional photo that popped up and to be quite honest he wouldn't be sure how to handle people walking up to him. No one really seemed to expect that much from him, he wasn't the political pawn to kiss up to like his brother, and quite generally he seemed to be left far out of the public eye. He did know though that his father's publicist had quite the speech for when he eventually died, the file one he had come across more than once in his little explorations of the company servers. It had been edited many times over the years, and every now and then he would slip back over to scroll through it and see what was new. There was even a marketing campaign that was ready to launch before his body was could, but he had quickly closed the file without reading any further. Something about that made him feel...well he wasn't quite sure to be honest, but it wasn't anything good and he never made mention of it to Lukas.
Eirik though was looking rather inconspicuous with those thick frames, dark wash jeans, and a soft grey button down that was loosely tucked in to his waistband. It was different than the suits and contacts he was placed into for public events, and he felt that hair was a little more unruly, even if it did seem to lay like a dead fish over his forehead. He almost looked like any other teen, pale and willowy with hopelessly stiff movements
His light eyes narrowed into slits as he leaned in close to examine the specs of the computer part once again, not paying the slightest mind as he reached out for one of the rounded under the display and mistakenly grabbed another patron's wrist. It took Eirik a moment to notice, or a little more if one noticed that it took tugging the limb up to his chest and feeling resistance for him to even look up in a stunned silence.
"...You don't want that" was the hasty excuse tumbling from his lips, blood rushing to his cheeks as utter humiliation took hold. "It's not nearly as good as the..." he paused for a moment, glancing out of the corner of his eye at the next display of motherboards over. "As the X99-Deluxe. It's more versatile and can manage to do just about anything." It also cost a good 75 pounds more without a chip, and even more with the latter added in. It wasn't much better, multitasking was certainly not it's forte. Yet he tried to keep his expression neutral, still awkwardly holding his wrist.
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Post by Eirík [Jesus] Steilsson on Aug 26, 2014 21:17:15 GMT -8
Eirik once again nervously smoothed down his hair and checked his appearance in the nearby window, making sure that not a strand was out of place. He wanted to look perfect, he wanted everything about it to be perfect to be honest. It was the first time he had ever pulled up the courage to do anything so daring, and with all the horror stories about meeting people from the internet in real life he had worked himself up into a bit of a tizzy. Not a word of his plan for the afternoon was mentioned to Lukas of course, he wanted to do it all by himself and his brother would surely pester him and come along if he had any indication that Eirik had plans.
Even if he hadn't mentioned it to his brother he had taken the time to research what the proper security measures one should take were, and the first on the list was where he was seated. A public meeting place, a coffee shop in this case, a Starbucks to be even more specific because there was an exit directly across from the bathroom so he could slip out after excusing himself if the need arose. He had even pinpointed another little coffee shop to wait in as he called a taxi to come get him, if anything bad happened and Lukas needed to hear about it at least he could say that he was covering all the bases with regards to his safety. That would surely lessen the scolding.
One last time he checked himself in the front window, brushing his hair to the side gently with his fingertips and adjusting the collar of his grey button down. For once he wasn't wearing sunglasses, the dim lighting in the coffee shop hardly bothering his eyes. Apparently it had become hip to have dim lights, convenient for him but surely frustrating for anyone who actually wanted to do anything off a brightly lit computer screen. It didn't make much sense, but there were far odder things that he didn't understand.
More importantly there was still the odd little fear that his online friend wouldn't show at all, and like he had considered many times they simply wouldn't show up. Looking like a fool sitting alone was not something he had planned on, so he been mindful to bring a book and have it open in front of himself to look like he was simply passing the time. He had planned on actually reading while he waited, but the butterflies in his stomach were more distracting that he could have ever imagined. What if they were crazy? Or horridly ugly! Or smelled like sewage?! He had read more than enough stories that led to the other party attempting some odd sort of sexual encounter. Most of the stories were about women meeting other women or men that had pretended to be women, but one could never be too careful.
Once more he checked his phone, making sure that he was at both the correct meeting place and the correct time. The other party was a little late it seemed, and once again he was worried that they had simply bailed out without a word. It would be unfortunate...he had been looking forward to meeting them...
His shoulders shook with a slight sigh, the thought making his face slip to a little more sullen of an expression.
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Post by Eirík [Jesus] Steilsson on Aug 3, 2014 0:08:27 GMT -8
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