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Post by Astrit Zupan on Dec 7, 2014 14:28:13 GMT -8
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Post by Aoife O'Neill on Dec 8, 2014 13:16:42 GMT -8
And here's the Twishite saga! :U or at least summaries of the books. {Book 1; Twishite}Aoife O'Swan moves from Dublin, Ireland to live with her father in London, England to allow her half-leprechaun twin brother to travel to Tokyo to defeat evil and stuff. After moving to London, Aoife finds herself involuntarily drawn to a mysterious, handsome Romanian, Mihai Chillen. She eventually learns that he is a member of a Balkan moe vampire family who drinks the blood of Russians rather than human blood. Mihai and Aoife fall in love-ish-sort-of, while Ivan, a vodka-drinking Russian vampire from another coven, is drawn to hunt down Aoife, because reasons. Mihai and the other Chillens would have defended Aoife, except she decided to be bamf and look after herself. Like a bawss. She escapes to Dublin, Ireland, where she is tricked into confronting Ivan, who tries to beat her in a drinking competition. She is seriously sh*t-faced, but Mihai lures her back to London with potatoes. {Book 2; New Buffoon}Mihai and his family leave London because they have a big Balkan wedding to go to. Aoife spends most of her time at the pub until she develops a strong friendship with Vash Blackgli, whom she discovers can shape-shift into a goat. Vash and the other goats in his Germanic family must protect her from trying to get into another drinking competition, this time with Natalia, a vampire seeking to avenge the death of her brother Ivan. Due to a misunderstanding, Mihai believes Aoife is dead. Mihai decides to commit suicide by eating garlic but is stopped by Aoife, who is accompanied by Mihai's sister, Nicoleta. They meet with the Vargas, a powerful vampire coven, and are released only on the condition that Aoife be turned into a vampire in the near future. Aoife and Mihai are reunited, and she and the Chillens return to London. {Book 3; Eclopse}Natalia has created an army of Italian mafia vampires to battle the Chillen family and murder Aoife for revenge. Meanwhile, Aoife is compelled to choose between her relationship with Mihai and her friendship with Vash. Mihai's Balkan vampire family and Vash's weregoat pack join forces to successfully destroy Natalia and her army. In the end, Aoife chooses Mihai's "love" over Vash's friendship and agrees to blow up London with him. {Book 4; Breaking Down}Aoife and Mihai are criminals, but their rein of terror is cut short when Aoife discovers that she is pregnant. Srsly wtf?!! Her pregnancy progresses rapidly, severely weakening her. She nearly dies giving birth to her and Mihai's third-vampire-third-human-third-leprechaun kid, Moldova. Mihai injects Aoife with his venom to save her life and turns her into a vampire. A vampire from another coven sees Moldova and mistakes it for an "immortal child". She informs the Vargas, as the existence of such beings violates vampire law. The Chillens gather vampire witnesses who can verify that Moldova is not an immortal child. After an intense confrontation, the Chillens and their witnesses convince the Vargas that the child poses no danger to vampires or their secret, and they are left in peace by the Vargas. {Epilogue}Donny turns up for everything late, because of London traffic. He spent the majority of the book series as a magical Sailor Leprechaun in Tokyo, who uses his rainbow powers to defeat the evil Queen Seamus of the Dark/Nega-Rainbow. His story shall be told in a spin-off manga series: Bishōunen Myo Chio Senshi Sērā Donaldu (Pretty Leprechaun Soldier Sailor Donald). |
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Post by DERP on Dec 26, 2014 11:15:58 GMT -8
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Post by Astrit Zupan on Dec 31, 2014 15:03:04 GMT -8
Here, have a typo dump! {Ducks or deities}  {Asu and her... uh, trances?}  {Oz really didn't deserve to get beaten up like that}  {And another Asu!}  {Probably Alfred's favorite game}  {Well, it's not rice...}   {The things need clothing}  {Those poor apostles feel so left out}  {Either way, I can talk to them!}  {Isop's Fables}  {Ivan needs some...}  {Things Nico made}  {Derp is very picky about them}  {I didn't manage to screenshot this typo the time Amy made it, but Asu helpfully repeats it with a holiday twist!}  {Noooo, don't kill Feliks!}  {You're tearing me apart, Mona!}  {The dog didn't even eat her}  {Someone needs to take over Asu's most important duties while she's busy}  {What kind of a store?}  {A story of German despair}  {Not exactly a Confederacy anymore}  {THE BULGARIAN TYPOS: Suck it!}  |
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Post by DERP on Jan 23, 2015 21:56:24 GMT -8
typodump! {Presenting The Ramblings of Ihateit}  {Roma being Roma}  {Iso and Grilled Duck}  {I swear we don't do this}  {I thought this was my job}  {Sexy Swiss Sniper?}  {Talking 'bout the Twins and Calling Yourself 'You'}  {DAT CASH}  {Cannibals}  Fresh additions! {we have an R-rated thread}  {pasta so good it makes Roma cry}  |
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Post by Léa DuBois on Jan 25, 2015 13:10:38 GMT -8
{idek what}swisssolidarity (9:20:14 PM): YOU TEASED HIM ENOUGH HAHA
lareinedamour (9:20:20 PM): GDI SOIFE
lareinedamour (9:20:23 PM): *AOIDE
lareinedamour (9:20:26 PM): (*AOIFE
swisssolidarity (9:20:26 PM): HE WAS SO FLUSTERED FFFF
lareinedamour (9:20:50 PM): THAT'S BECAUSE HE DOESN'T GET LAID ENOUGH
swisssolidarity (9:20:59 PM): YOU TEASE
lareinedamour (9:21:08 PM): STUFFY OLD GOAT {I know I typo a lot but I'm nowhere near as bad as Asu}swisssolidarity (9:29:22 PM): Vash makes Donald mourn twice ffff
swisssolidarity (9:29:29 PM): By disappearing after Aoife's wedding and Mari's kidnapping
lareinedamour (9:29:35 PM): maybe a past thread where they're all on a mission
lareinedamour (9:29:36 PM): ......
lareinedamour (9:29:41 PM): Aoife's wedding??
swisssolidarity (9:29:45 PM): 8 FUNERAL
swisssolidarity (9:29:45 PM): FUNERAL
swisssolidarity (9:29:47 PM): FFFF
lareinedamour (9:29:48 PM): ....................
swisssolidarity (9:29:50 PM): FUNERAL
lareinedamour (9:29:50 PM): WOW ASU
lareinedamour (9:29:51 PM): WOW
swisssolidarity (9:29:56 PM): GAME OF THRONES GETS TO ME
swisssolidarity (9:30:02 PM): WEDDINGS AND FUNERALS ARE THE SAME THERE
lareinedamour (9:30:03 PM): AOIFE IS GETTING MARRIED AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT?!
lareinedamour (9:30:04 PM): WOW
swisssolidarity (9:31:21 PM): IT'S INTERESTING ISN'T IT? {Derp's response}EmeraldofEquator: Omg quote gonna have a funeral wedding
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Post by Era Kastrati on Feb 11, 2015 22:58:22 GMT -8
So! Time for another set of typos! {Unexpected oxen}  {Wrong language, Asu}  {Not the right kind of eggs}  {Art bunny, part 1: chase it!}  {Art bunny, part 2: couple things to research}  {A Map with a Problem}The following conversation concerns this map:   {Didn't know Nesia was eligible for THAT position}  {Apparently Mihai has moved countries}  {Swiss diseases}  {Linguistic identity crisis}  {New and different Chinese imagery}  {Ivan's most unconventional weapon}  |
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Post by Astrit Zupan on Mar 8, 2015 19:46:38 GMT -8
Check it out: typos retrieved from my former laptop!{ One of those G words...}  {Derp's goat is special}  {I'm pretty sure that was the name of Vash's jousting goat}  {Yao's cuddliest business}  {Fuming Amy}  {Multi-parter: Icy's economics class teaches us about filet mignon}   {Don't break Roma! Also, we are forks}  {Like dropping the beat, except the weather's warmer}  {Time can never mend/The careless whispers of a good friend... (and that's scandalous)}  {Kat's profession almost makes her a kleptomaniac}  {OMG, Derp replied!}  {Very gusty of you}  {Multi-parter: Iceland panties}   {Roma's not replying WHY?!}  {Finnish people can never be Dutch}  {One of those B-words}  {Cap was thinking of...}  {Gifs, or something}  {I thought he was English}  {Not technically part of THE BULGARIAN TYPOS, but all Eastern Europe is edible}  {THE BULGARIAN TYPOS: My best birthday ever}  {THE BULGARIAN TYPOS: How she dances}  { Lysistrata involves a sexual position called "The Lioness on the Cheese Grater." That's all you need to know about this one.}  {Multi-parter: Don't drop Derp!}   {Ireland does not lack ducks}  {Duck Gah Man}  {SPICY FOOD IN THE DUNGEON!!! Thought you ought to know...}  {Olive you should check this one out}  {Us Tolkien fans wish this were true}  {Let's just pretend I supplied the missing K}  {Welcome to Funland}  {A class on dressing snappy like the Lawless, for agents}  {Vash wants the GDP}  {...and a kangaroo shall lead them}  {Putting various inappropriate things in funerals}  {Definitely not the gratitude Worldie wanted}  {Our current NyoFrance is Q. Q is for...}  {Are you sure you're pitying the right one?}  {Hopefully Silv's health is better than that}  {Nico's pulling off some really tricky crime up in here}  {Year of the...}  {THE BULGARIAN TYPOS: La vida loca, right to the brain} 
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Post by DERP on Apr 18, 2015 13:18:47 GMT -8
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Post by Feliks Łukasiewicz on May 8, 2015 11:43:29 GMT -8
Here, have some more typos! Some of these are older than others.{I am kittens!}  {Very dangerous flu}  {Goddess of what?}  {The Book of Nico--not sure if I posted this before or not}  {With whom--or what--shall we go to prom?}  {Remember this, from my last dump? Have a sequel.}  {Not a typo, just a fun moment}  {MoF!Nesia is quickly transformed into BGO!Nesia}  {A duck and a...}  {The most unusual of hand-related maladies}   {Asu turns me into the coolest things sometimes!}  {The weather in Indonesia takes a turn for the utterly bizarre}  {Hard to go back to where you already are}  {COBOL is a programming language}  {Suddenly, we know much more than we wanted about Ludwig's love life}  {A new and improved way to spell "Kosovo," or something}  {THE BULGARIAN TYPOS: The proper method of transportation}  {From the old Manor of Fate chatbox}  {Mona needs some exorcise} 
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Post by Worldie on May 9, 2015 15:05:52 GMT -8
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Post by Feliks Łukasiewicz on Aug 4, 2015 14:51:19 GMT -8
It's been a while since anyone posted here, and I have an adequate supply of typos saved up, so have another typo dump!{We're headed to where?}  {Can we eat it? Yes, we can!}  {The princess of a very tiny country indeed}  {Very opinionated chicken}  {Iso forgot something}  {I'm not sure how Amy manages to communicate at all with her phone in the way}  {Poor Icy becomes an egg}  {Whose land is it, anyway?}  {Synesthesiac Derp switches her senses}  {Inspiring lids}  {Iso does very flavorful research}  {Two-parter: The Derpinator Attacks (with her sharp fingernail-cutting hair)}   {Asu, that isn't going to help}  {Vash gets creative about how he deals with a zombie AU} 
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Post by Iain Stiùbhard on Jan 3, 2016 13:59:13 GMT -8
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Post by Era Kastrati on Jan 5, 2016 0:42:30 GMT -8
{Let's kick this typo dump off right: with Asu's grand re-entry}  {Very nearly the most Swiss kind of relationship possible}  {Asu really needs to clean up around here}  {Cap's best character}  {Considering her username, this might be a problem}  {Undoubtedly fun, but we haven't really got one}  {They say that in Hell, the lovers are Swiss, but...}  {A bit of what happened when we put an Indonesian-language fic through Google Translate}   {Maybe not the most pleasant or entertaining of celebrations}  {The Empress of...}  {Apparently Cap is a Hetalia crossover now}  {In which we solve Sheik's exhaustion problems in an unconventional manner}  {There are definitely pros and cons}  {Way too pretty for that}  {It's unfortunate when Icy can't write}  {Puns get even funnier when you can't spell them}  {Hark, the herald angles sing...}  {Roma has... plans, apparently}  |
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