{excerpts of a crazy crack bgo with phantom troupe and a kaiju and a morally questioned cop and nepeta and a musician with his broken piano}#Chrollo has joined the game!
#Uvogin has joined the game!
#Chrollo says: * sits and reads and waits for everyone to gather *
#Uvogin says: <WAITS IMPATIENTLY IN ALL CAPS>
#Chrollo says: uvu
#Chrollo says: Nobunaga should be here soon... * glances up from his book *
#Uvogin says: REALLY?
#Nobunaga has joined the game!
#Uvogin says: THERE YOU ARE.
#Uvogin says: THE REST OF THOSE LAZY ASSES WON'T SHOW UP.
#Chrollo says: Well, it's not as if this is a mission.
#Chrollo says: Something to pass the time before the next heist
#Nobunaga has left the game!
#Nobunaga has joined the game!
#Uvogin says: I was about to go find you and kick your ass.
#NicholasAngel has joined the game!
#Chrollo says: so tempted to call Nobunaga Pineapple head - but that be ooc ))
#Nobunaga says: Be patient, Uvo! I was taking care of something.
#Chrollo says: Uvo has a roar so loud that your brain can explode ))
#Roderich has joined the game!
#NicholasAngel says: "Sergeant Nicholas Angel, Sandford Police Service. -grumpy cat face-"
#NicholasAngel says: ))
#Kaiju has joined the game!
Notice: #Kaiju has the same IP as #NicholasAngel.
#Kaiju says: roaaaaaaaar
#Kaiju says: {{idk who to be so
#Nobunaga says: [UVO]
#Chrollo says: * Where is Uvo *
#Nobunaga says: [YOU MUST ROAR BACK]
#Kaiju says: ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR
#Roderich says: Settle down, you are making a racket. :I
#Nepeta has joined the game!
#Uvogin says: <ROARS THE FUCK BACK>
#Chrollo says: * This creature's roar is not as strong as Uvo's *
#Chrollo says: * casually cover ears *
#Uvogin says: GET BACK IN THE WATER.
#Roderich says: ...*plays chopin in the ocean* :I
#Nobunaga says: ...Sheesh, are you trying to blow everyone's eardrums out? *covers ears as well*
#Uvogin says: IT CHALLENGED ME.
#Uvogin says: I HAD TO ANSWER.
#Roderich says: *don't ask how*
#Chrollo says: So, the guests joining us today is a police man, creature, and... musician.
#Kaiju says: -stomps around-
#Chrollo says: And the lady. uvu
#NicholasAngel says: ...Uh. Where...? ene -points at the monster, confused- What???
#Uvogin says: <punches the kaiju's feet off>
#Roderich says: *playing chopin while monsters fight in the ocean* :I
#Chrollo says: * closes book *
#Nobunaga says: *rolls eyes and sits with sword; just will let Uvo handle this "challenge" on his own*
#NicholasAngel says: -not sure what to say-
#Roderich says: *bANgs on PianO keyS becAuSe of shOck waVes*
#NicholasAngel says: -wearing his stab proof vest so none of you little shits better try anything e3e-
#Roderich says: ...*disgruntled*
#Kaiju says: -don't need legs-
#Kaiju says: -will fly-
#Chrollo selected himself as the Boss.
[ET] #Uvogin says: <cAN'T FLY>
[ET] #Uvogin says: <FUCK YOU>
[ET] #Kaiju says: -fuuuuuuuck yooooooooooou-
[ET] #NicholasAngel says: I... flying... monsters? -jaw drops-
[ET] #Roderich says: *hufffsss*
[ET] #Uvogin says: <FLIPS THE KAIJU A POWERFUL MIDDLE FINGER>
[ET] #Roderich says: *Opens piano lid*
[ET] #Uvogin says: <THE EARTH SPLITS IN TWO>
[ET] #Roderich says: *actually a submarine*
[BOSS] #Chrollo says: Well we're starting
[ET] #Roderich says: *submerges* :I
[ET] #NicholasAngel became an Assassin.
[ET] #Kaiju says: -razes a city-
[BOSS] #Chrollo says: And as a way to introduce ourselves, my companions and I are the Phantom Troope.
[ET] #Kaiju says: -eats people-
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: -doesn't understand wtf you're saying-
A... what now? -that sounds like it's illegal; is on guard-
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: Unless you beat us I don't give a shit what your names are.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: I'll probably forget it by the time we're done here.
Assassin [ET] #Nobunaga says: *snorts* That's impossible anyways.
Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: Phantom Troope - it's a name.
Quantum Physicist [ET] #Roderich says: *playing violin in a piano-submarine* :I
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: -sorry-
Assassin [ET] #NicholasAngel says: What's the Phantom Troope? -this sounds totally illegal-
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: -now has four legs and a back-mounted canon-
another city with the upgrades-
Assassin [ET] #NicholasAngel says: I'm asking what it does. I know what a troope is. ene
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: Chrollo.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: That monster.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: I want one.
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: At your own time Uvo. uvu
Assassin [ET] #Nobunaga says: We already have one, Uvo. It's you. *snickers*
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: Let's invite it to be our mascot or something.
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: And we're a group of people that gathers rare items and sell them.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: NOBUNAGA COME ON.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: LET'S GO CATCH IT.
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: Our 'mascot' is a spider however.
Assassin [ET] #NicholasAngel says: -narrows eyes- "Gather" or "steal"?
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: It can be the other mascot. The one that isn't a spider.
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: -ARE YOU SAYING I CAN'T BE A MASCOT BECAUSE I'M FOUR LEGS SHORT-
Priestess [ET] #Nepeta bought the Pawn Shop owner's Mining Pick.
Assassin [ET] #Nobunaga says: I thought you were challenging it. unu
Priestess [ET] #Nepeta says: *yes, goes to the PAWn shop*
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: * You're actually seven legs shrot *
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: I'd rather catch it.
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo rolled 5 + 4 = 9.
A pig fell on Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo's head!
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: -UGH HUMANS ARE SO BIASED-
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: -has four legs-
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: Well, it's simply you for you to decide.
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: * wait six legs - I accidentally counted the head *
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: <ROARS MOAR>
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: AWWW.
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo was naughty and has to skip a turn.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: THE BOSS ATE IT.
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: -IT'S OKAY-
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: -I HAVE CLONES-
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: * No it's in fun fun cloth *
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin gave a present to Assassin [ET] #Nobunaga.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: uvu
Assassin [ET] #NicholasAngel learned how to dodge bullets.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: ...
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: <gears turning>
Quantum Physicist [ET] #Roderich has an account balance of 1 Rupee.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: <come on brain, work>
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: ...
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: * we're going to burn the place once we're done uvu *
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: woof. * straight face *
Assassin [ET] #Nobunaga is gonna use his Diss Card: Death.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin took a Magical Winter Hat from Santa's Workshop.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: LOOK. I HAVE A HAT.
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: -ANOTHER KAIJU RISES THROUGH THE RIFT LIKE A MAGNIFICENT SEA-PHOENIX-
Assassin [ET] #Nobunaga says: ...
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: I like how Nobunaga and Uvo are like close to each other on the race ))
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: -accidentally destroys Roddy's submarine-
Quantum Physicist [ET] #Roderich says: ...
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: RAAAAAAAAWR
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: * your boss is a dog *
Quantum Physicist [ET] #Roderich says: *you fucker*
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: HE DIED ANYWAY.
Quantum Physicist [ET] #Roderich says: ...*dies for no reason*
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: -is a nice Kaiju-
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: ;w;
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: * this monster I ate was good *
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: -nice Kaiju casually noms a human-
Quantum Physicist [ET] #Roderich says: *COLLAPSES FROM EXHAUSTION*
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: * Hi Uvo *
Quantum Physicist [ET] #Roderich says: *IN FIRST PLACE*
Quantum Physicist [ET] #Roderich says: *WHEEZING*
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin threw a snowball at Assassin [ET] #Nobunaga! Assassin [ET] #Nobunaga got knocked back 2 spaces.
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: * I am a puppy there is your mascot *
Assassin [ET] #NicholasAngel says: I can't believe I was done in by Father Christmas AGAIN. Bc
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: <violently throws a snowball at nobunaga>
Assassin [ET] #Nobunaga says: *SLICES IT IN HALF*
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: PERFECT.
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: * So we're still planning on stealing the items at the auction despite my form *
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: -JUST TRY TO DEFEAT ME NOW-
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: Oh I'm human again.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin drank vodka and staggered back 10 spaces.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin is drunk.
Assassin [ET] #NicholasAngel says: -WILL BE GUARDING THE ACTION SO DON'T EVEN TRY-
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: -ugh fuck you-
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: -this isn't scientifically possible-
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: My, a cop shall be guarding an illegal auction by the mafia?
Quantum Physicist [ET] #Roderich says: Hmph. I hope you like candy.
Assassin [ET] #NicholasAngel says: -well, will be busting it probably-
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: -this game is ridiculous-
Assassin [ET] #NicholasAngel says: -you're all gonna be under arrest-
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: He'sh a morally confushed cop. ...hic!
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin rolled 10.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin whacked the Lever...
...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin got thrown into a dungeon.
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: Uvo, you're drunk.
Assassin [ET] #Nobunaga says: ...Are you drunk and thrown in prison?
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju drank vodka and staggered back 10 spaces.
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju is drunk.
Quantum Physicist [ET] #Roderich says: *so much for a rez*
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: -THISH ISH SHOME HUMAN INNOVATION- ...hic!
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: -rampagesh drunkenly- ...hic!
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: <SINGS A DRUNKEN MUSICAL NUMBER WITH THE KAIJU>
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: Perhaps Uvo should have a pet.
Quantum Physicist [ET] #Roderich unwrapped his present and...
...was very happy with his Broken Glass from Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin!
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: * dodges the ball of snow *
Quantum Physicist [ET] #Roderich says: ...Broken glass.
Quantum Physicist [ET] #Roderich says: My favorite.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: YES.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: I BROKE IT MYSELF.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: WITH MY VOICE.
Paladin [ET] #Kaiju says: -shitsh on mammothsh and killsh them all-
Quantum Physicist [ET] #Roderich says: *sighs* I suppose I could find a use for this.
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: <PUNCHES THE FUCK OUT OF A SNOWBALL>
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: <IT EXPLODES VIOLENTLY IN A MINI FIREBALL>
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: <ROARS>
Barbarian [ET] #Uvogin says: NO SNOWBALL IS SAFE FROM UVOGIN.
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: * wears tin foil hat with serious face *
Quantum Physicist [ET] #Roderich says: Miss with the... strange head ornaments.
Quantum Physicist [ET] #Roderich says: Would you be interested in a... illegal substance?
Quantum Physicist [ET] #Roderich says: *needs to get rid of this* :I
Quantum Physicist [ET] #Roderich says: *she looks like a stoner*
Assassin [ET] #Nobunaga says: [rodhoafds]
Priest Assassin [BOSS] #Chrollo says: asdfsdfd ))
Priestess [ET] #Nepeta says: *what--*
