Tomorrow Never Decks - A Cards Against Humanity TND Deck

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OKAY TNDERS.

I'm going to make a deck for TND that we can play with when we have CAH games. We can do that now because the game lets us.

Anyway, what I need from people are suggestions for things they want. Chances are it'll be a bunch of inside jokes.

They can be: 

• plot points from chat
• crack rp scenes
• typos. lots of typos
• teasing members
• plot points on the forum
• particularly awesome threads
• mun catch phrases or something idk
• and pretty much
• anything else you can think of
• as long as it's TND related

Remember, I need black cards (which provide a prompt) and white cards (which fill the prompt with an answer.)

The code for when you losers wanna play and i'm not here is PZNS6
just use /addcardcast PZNS6

[Era Kastrati]

Black cards:

• At the Maximantics building, Lukas threw _____ at _____
• What would Vash do for a discount?
• Thanks to the latest from Asu, Bulgarians are now ______

White cards:

• Hurting Arthur's boob
• Communist sandwich
• A teapot shaped like Hitler's head
• Handsome Crouton
• Voldemort
• Knowing nothing of weedings
• A prostituting attorney, or perhaps an asdjwksk
• Amy's shelf
• The color of vandalism, alcohol involved
• A balcony

More to come, obviously!

[Westley Walters-Kirkland]

Black Cards:
"Thick as pig shitte, the lot of you. Though even ____ didn't want ______ it seems."

“_____ _____, Ó Ceallaigh!”


What's that Daffyd is chewing?

White Cards:

Donald's dignity

Nico's thong

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Black cards:

-M of the MI6 has actually been ___________ all this time.
-Mona's new favorite OTP is _______ and _______.
-FML. I accidentally ________.
-Francis's newest one-night stand partner was _________.
-What's the best typo Asu has ever typed?

White cards:
-Mona
-A duck in bed
-Corgis
-Caused Aoife's death
-Blew up London
-Asu's typos
-The Porn Pope
-Talibanned myself
-typoed Mona's name as Moan
-Goddammit

[Joselle]

Black:
____ is a ____ in bed.
It takes _____ to tango.
Marianne had to marry Gilbert because _______.
Vash wore ______ during his sister's wedding
MI6 had to tango to the sound of ______.
M is actually _______.
Screw this, I'm going to burn _____!
If anyone is going to die from lung cancer, it'll have to be _____ because of _____.
The Kirklands are all going to _______ one day.
All of you should ship ____ and _____.
You were fed a dish with _____ by ______.
Arthur, you're a _____!
Seems like Francis had a child with _____ without even knowing.
Katyusha collects ______ because she can.
The root of all evil is ______.
Romulus ordered that the police force must _____.
Pretty darn sure ____ is going to die from _____.
Nicoleta sells diamonds made from the ashes of _____.
The Porn Pope is going to use his ______ against the Derp Lord.


White:
Nicoleta's wrath
CORGIS!
Donald skin
subtle incest
Grecian dick vaulting
Talibanned
Shipping bear
Potato everything
regurgitation
Vash's swiss underpants
it is Nesia's job
Asu's and Amy's typos
identity confusion
Shark missiles
Attacking fluffy cats
Italian unicycles
crossdressing Mihai
eating Russians
missile lingerie

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All of these are amazing.

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Will probably add on.

Black Cards:

• Where have you ______?
• Immediately the Prussian's dick ______.
• And in the end, the Iron Lad would get hit by a _____.
• Quick, make a plot for a thread! First, _______ and then _______ and finally ______.
• I didn't mean to ship ______ and _______. It's all ______'s fault.
• _____, no!
• No, the feels! My ______ can't take it!
• You all saw it! That ______ attacked ME!
• ______ used their improbability device and ______ happened.
• ______ got hungry and ate ______.
• Succubus/Incubus ______.
• ______ the Bear Conqueror.
• As a result of Misso's latest plot twist, ______ is actually _______!

White Cards:

• bin Laden
• went flaccid out of shame
• car
• the secret significance of tiger lilies
• all these goddamn fish puns
• Titanic on Recorder
• defenestration
• Asuisms

And because we need them, white cards of members, past and present:

• Asu
• Icy
• Mona
• Derp
• Lena
• Mini
• Worldie
• Misso
• Roma
• Missy
• Captain
• Silv
• Genni
• Bul
• Koko
• Amy
• Jen
• Sheep
• Leia

But since I've been gone for six months someone is gonna have to help me remember everyone.

We need a list of white cards with just muse names too. 8U And crack muses too.

• Dixie Normous
• Lili Zwingli
• Heracles Karpusi
• The Iron Lad
• Peter Kirkland

SOMEONE ELSE HELP.

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I'll add a bit more later when I can get on my computer, but these are off the top of my head.

White cards:
(Member)
Iso

(Muses)
Marcello R. Scordato
Antonio Hernández-Carriedo

Lewdwig

Iso's ability to understand Asu's spaghetti.
.

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Okay all the suggestions are in the deck. uvu We could use a lot more!

[Lukas Bondevik]

White card
member;
Boss

Muses;
Lukas Bondevik

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Muse cards 4 me
Natalya Arlovskaya
Silvia Russo
Alina Milakovna
and maybe 'Jenga' ? pff

[Worldie]

ok based off typo thread

black cards:
-Where do you go to get some cannibals?

white cards:
-Ludwig the Prime Mistress
-the mccuddlyduddlythingy in Ireland
-Elizabot
-home intruders
-Voldemort actually being Moldova
-playboy platypus
-Bulgarians
-Tomorrow Never Dries
-big bratwurst
-Lenin
-Transylvania
-offering someone an execution instead of an extension
-be Deutsch
-Oktoberfest Destiny
-Mother of Putin
-Lovi's new girl

in general

black cards:
-FOL's latest stunt involved ____.
-Make a family: ____ and ____ and their child _____.
-____ + _____ = the plot of TND
-The latest mishap at the MI6 labs involved _____.
-Mihai slept with _____ in order to _____.
-Why did Luci's latest cooking endeavor fail?
-Pick a new nickname for Nico.
-The greatest accomplishment of the Bulgarian empire was ____.
-The next badass of the month should be _____.
-Death by _____.

white cards:
-velociraptors
-throwing a wine glass at the Prime Minister
-Aoife's romantic entanglements with homicidal maniacs
-laser sharks
-Feelsbox
-punny chatango names
-Hipster Romania
-making a pass at a fridge
-Queen Joselle and her 50 corgis
-Romanians
-Worldie's pick-up lines
-white Seychelles
-Vlad the Impala
-annexing Moldova
-a more accurately redrawn map of the Balkans
-getting recruited into Ivan's mafia

(Muses)
-Mihai Chimet
-Lucille Nibourette

[Lucille Nibourette]

black cards:
-Icy's next recipe is ____, with a dash of ____ and a side of ___.

white cards:
-Icy's cooking.
-fried staff
-cannibalism

[EDIT]

white cards:
-Typomonks
-Putin riding on Roma
-Ass and Amu
-lizard sex satellite in space

[EDIT]

-cuter than Roma
-Bulgaria's stupid fucking jacket

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All suggestions have been included in the deck.

We're at 70 Black and 188 White with plenty of room for more.

ooooh maybe i should add locations

[DERP]

white cards:
Derp Lord
Europants
Satan of Feels
The Porn Pope Saga

(muses)
Nesia Notonegoro
Katyusha Chernenko