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1. Amelia rubbed her chin as she stared up above. “The sky’s red due to dust particles or something.”

2. “The end of anything is perfection,” Nicoleta said as she strummed her fingers across a harp. “Death is the end of life, so surely, death is perfection.”

3. There was a chiseled man holding a cheese wheel.

“I would kill for one of those,” Vash muttered.

Donald eyed Vash and then laughed loudly. “The man or the cheese?”

4. Chelsea was going through a French-English dictionary. A plié means “a movement in which a dancer bends the knees and straightens them again, usually with the feet turned out and heels firmly on the ground”.

5. When Lucille heard the sirens ringing, she grumbled and told her partner, “Damn. It’s the cops.”

Victoria rested her head on the wall and groaned, rubbing her temples. The party in the neighborhood had been loudly booming on all night. Yet, when she heard the sirens, she breathed out relief. “Thank God, it’s the police.”

6. Ludwig sucked in a breath and rested his lips on his hands, fingers interlaced to a steeple. He leaned on his elbows and closed eyes. “I’m sorry. We had to put him down.”

7. Feliciano quivered as he spoke. “Won’t you ever be true to me?”

Sera smiled. “I will always be true to you,” she winked. “In my own way.”

8. “So, how many people do we have to sacrifice?” asked Iain, red-faced from his ire.

M looked at him coolly, her eyes a frozen blue. “Enough for us to go on.”

9. “It’s not my fault you hit her car!” Wesley said.

Kyle sighed and glanced at his companion. “It’s your fault I hit her car!” He pointed at the familiar blonde who was stomping over to them.

10. “We have a special cake for people with candles,” Katyusha gushed.

Nataylia raised a brow. “Are you talking about a cake with candles or burning human candles?”

11. “These pieces are so light!” Alfred marveled at the small hexagonal glass panel before setting it on the box.

“Yeah, help me out with the boxes!” Matthew heaved and carried a box.

“You needa hit the gym. That box looks way too light for you to be struggling like that.” Alfred chortled as he attempted to pick up the box. To his surprise, he barely lifted it off the ground before Matthew burst out laughing.

12. Berwald sets a box down and sighs. It took forever to clean out the old house. Decorating the new house is probably going to take just as long.

13. “Swag?” Marianne stared at the screen and looked absolutely confused. “As in ‘swagger’? Confident in behavior?”

Charlotte made a nervous laugh. “Uh well. Americans redefined it so it’s kind of like… a weird way of saying ‘cool’.”

Marianne furrowed her brows. “That sounds moronic. This ‘rap song’ is a hideous piece.”

14. “This is a brilliant article about 18th century ontotheological complexes,” Heracles commented as he went through the articles. He passed on one of the articles to another professor. “Here’s one about the transcendental theory you’ve been talking about.”

15. Kiku blinked as he pointed at one of the words on the newspaper. “So what’s a non… la?”

“A nón lá,” Kim-Ly corrected. “It’s a conical hat, made by dried leaves on top of old newspaper.”

16. “So like, where’s the restroom?” Feliks put his hands on his hips as he looked around.

Toris looked around also and found the sign that was partially hidden by a tree. “Oh, Feliks!” He pointed at the sign, and then Feliks drawled, “Finally!”

17. Athena whispered to her friend during the movie trailer showings. “So the Twelve Olympians are going to be a part of this movie.”

Zoran vaguely knew about Greek mythology, but he knew that those Twelve Olympians included Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Demeter, Athena, Apollo, and some other gods and goddesses he does not remember.

18. “Remember Arthur? He’s the one that won the spelling-bee for 7 years in a row.” Old Miss Elizabeth smiled, her eyes old but full of love.

Arthur rubbed the back of his neck and made a crooked smile. “So that’s how people remember me, hm?”

18. “I was an honor student too.” Lili felt nostalgic as she trimmed the extra leaves off of the flowers.

“Honor student?” asked Eirik. “Did you take hard classes?”

“Yes and well, sort of. Meaning I took 50 extra units of classes.” Her shoulders relaxed. “It was tough, but I guess the title isn’t so shabby.”

19. Niklaas stared down at the teen in front of him. He folded his arms on the counter and began, “You have to be an adult to drink.”

“Well I am an adult!” the teen answered flatly.

“An adult, as in 21. Now leave.”

20. “Elizaveta? A rose?” Gilbert scrunched his nose before he started guffawing. “Yeah right! Liz’ll be so offended. She’s more like a weed more than anything else!”

21. “Shinead is so pious and devout,” one of the nuns told her sibling. “She’s much like the Virgin Mary… in almost everything she does. She probably does the prayers the Mother had done every night.”

22. The mince pie was thrown at Elias by Lukas. “Unacceptable.”

23. “Unacceptable.” Lukas threw the mince pie at Elias.

24. “Civilization has gone through too long with the relentless corruption of the elites.” Mihai paced around, eying the new members. “We’ll be damned if they continue with their greedy ways. The clock is ticking, and it’s time for anarchy.”

25. “Pleaase sir can you spare a penny?” Peter nudged Astrit to hold up his UNISEF coin box. “Think about the kids in Africa that need this money… All of the coins will go directly to them to help fund housing and food. Just ten cents can give them water!”

26. Yao flailed his arms as the Ivan, who left without paying. “You a bunch of dragon testicles! You dishonor your family, and your cow! Dishonor everything!”

27. Galiena printed up her article and read the first line of the article proudly. It read: Susanna B. Anthony is the rising politician that stands for peace with security, unity, diversity, and equality for both men and women.

28. “Believe me when I say I know how it feels like,” Francis comforted as he placed a hand on the woman’s shoulder. “I had no home for a while. But now I’m doing better. You must believe in yourself, cherié.”


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