Post by Asunara Wisdom on May 11, 2013 13:04:10 GMT -8
Good evening, everyone, I said GOOD EVENING EVERYONE!
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Welcome to another exciting episode of The EX Factor! The rules are simple. As the title of our show implies, you will walk out of this studio with an ex at your side! In just a moment a lucky lady (you) will be able to choose your ex and have the opportunity to duke it out in a fabulous date (kinda) based only on their answers to her questions. But, first let’s meet our men. And HEEEEEEEE-RE THEY ARRRRRRRR-RE!
Bachelor Number One
Bachelor Number Two
Bachelor Number Three
Ohoho, you don't get to choose, even if the two other men are quite lovely, yes. Your maiden heart will get to seeth under a past relationship with this man! Bachelor #3!
Bachelor Number Three is a sweet Swiss man who is more than meets the eye. With his intense couponing, knowledge of many tongues (and not just the languages!), dedication, and a bit of bitterness, your past relationship with him was a lovely one! You were once entranced by his forest green eyes and of his love for his younger sister! You had once lived together in a nice apartment in the Barbican Estate and had shared many a night together in bed for two years, and your relationship was a lovely one, actually! Your relationship ended after quite a few bad circumstances involving [insert government classified information here]. His ideal date with you was to take you to a garden for a walk and (struggle) to pay for a nice dinner with you, and end the day falling asleep next to each other with the taste of chocolate in both of your mouths! A great deal for an ex, right? Of course, he'll probably resent you for yesterdays past and will avoid you! Woohoo! But hey, it was going good until government intervention came in! But hey, at least you get a nice friendship in his younger sister!
Come on in, be the ex of Vash Alois Zwingli, it's a deal you wouldn't want to pass up~!
{ AHAHA THIS IS MY AWFUL EXCUSE OF TRYING TO GET AN EX, READ MY EDITED BACKSTORY FOR MORE INFORMATION. }
[ applause ]
Welcome to another exciting episode of The EX Factor! The rules are simple. As the title of our show implies, you will walk out of this studio with an ex at your side! In just a moment a lucky lady (you) will be able to choose your ex and have the opportunity to duke it out in a fabulous date (kinda) based only on their answers to her questions. But, first let’s meet our men. And HEEEEEEEE-RE THEY ARRRRRRRR-RE!
Bachelor Number Two
Bachelor Number Three
Ohoho, you don't get to choose, even if the two other men are quite lovely, yes. Your maiden heart will get to seeth under a past relationship with this man! Bachelor #3!
Bachelor Number Three is a sweet Swiss man who is more than meets the eye. With his intense couponing, knowledge of many tongues (and not just the languages!), dedication, and a bit of bitterness, your past relationship with him was a lovely one! You were once entranced by his forest green eyes and of his love for his younger sister! You had once lived together in a nice apartment in the Barbican Estate and had shared many a night together in bed for two years, and your relationship was a lovely one, actually! Your relationship ended after quite a few bad circumstances involving [insert government classified information here]. His ideal date with you was to take you to a garden for a walk and (struggle) to pay for a nice dinner with you, and end the day falling asleep next to each other with the taste of chocolate in both of your mouths! A great deal for an ex, right? Of course, he'll probably resent you for yesterdays past and will avoid you! Woohoo! But hey, it was going good until government intervention came in! But hey, at least you get a nice friendship in his younger sister!
Come on in, be the ex of Vash Alois Zwingli, it's a deal you wouldn't want to pass up~!
{ AHAHA THIS IS MY AWFUL EXCUSE OF TRYING TO GET AN EX, READ MY EDITED BACKSTORY FOR MORE INFORMATION. }
