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[Vash Alois Zwingli]

Vash A. Zwingli

male ◦ Agent◦ 27◦ diplomatic◦ frugal◦ stubborn

APP ◦ TRACKER

◦ INTRO. Vash Alois Zwingli is a serious man of serious ideals and serious business. He is not a man to be easily reckoned with, and so do not reckon with him. In the basic scope of how he rates people, there are "Idiots" and there are "Non-Idiots", in which he subconsciously categorizes a person into one or the other. But of course, we are not interested in his usual spectrum, are we. We are more interested in the categories below, which is understandable. Vash, born and educated in Switzerland until his teenaged years, when he had moved to the United Kingdom, is a very educated man, a man of many talents. He is an Agent, and he will keep that a secret from you (unless you're an MI6 person yourself). His cover is being a banker (which he actually enjoys, surprisingly), and he is at your service.

◦ LIKE. If you fall under the Non-Idiots list, you might be able to be considered a friend of his. Maybe. It depends. He's not very good at interacting with organic existences. He is slow to realize friendship and realize things. He's just not too good at that kind of thing. To be a friend, you need to be law-abiding, sensible, level-headed, and have logic. Oh, and don't piss him off purposely. He's not good at practical jokes. He takes everything seriously. Everything. If you can loosen up the poor Swiss a bit, you will be appreciated.

◦ HATE. Many people who fall under the "Idiots" list is an enemy. Of course, he doesn't consider every idiot an enemy, he's just pissed at them. If you're against the law, you're dead. If you're a disturber of peace, you're an enemy. If you've crossed fire with him, then you're an enemy. Really, all you have to do is go against his beliefs of peace and virtue, and you'll land here. He'll be trigger-happy around you. Oh, and if you have a habit of not practicing social decency (a.k.a. Like stripping neked and prancing around in your birthday suit), you're going to be an enemy until you put some clothes on or sober up. If you are a suitor of his younger sister, you'll be an enemy unless you can truly impress him. If you break her heart... you're an enemy for certain. And you won't want to do that, now would you?

◦ LOVE. Vash hasn't really thought about ever finding a partner. Okay, that's a lie. All men think about tapping a woman occasionally. Blame the testosterone, because really, men can't help it. But really, he doesn't think of this aspect of life very often. Why? Because he doesn't expect to ever reach or deserve this aspect of life. He isn't... woman material? It's even said that he'd probably be the worst lover ever. You're choosing between heaven and hell here. You're in heaven if he's the banker, you're in hell if he's the lover. So he doesn't really see himself as the lover. He can't seem to feel much passion due to what happened to his romance before. He'd aim to please, but he won't feel much pleasure living in his head.  He's stingy and materialistic to an extent. If you can unlock his inner Swiss solidarity, you're a miracle worker. Make him loosen up a bit without being an idiot. You'll need a saint to rescue this untold lover. And don't worry, he'll devote his heart to ya. He'll be your night in shining armor, your protector. If you could ever win that heart.

HIBOU OF BACK TO NEVERLAND

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Iain && Vash

I'm not even sure where the hell to put these two at. :U

I think, most of the time they would keep their relationship on a professional level aside from the goofy moments when you got Iain not dropping something stupid Vash might have done or Vash not dropping about the fact that Iain actually did gave him a potato gun once. They'll be like the professional friends with a lot of one-sided angry tension while the other is laughing it off or ignoring it.

And then there's the fact that Iain said that Vash would be a good decoy.... e ue

[Vash Alois Zwingli]

@ Iain:

Very late.

I'm not so sure either... They're definitely coworkers but they're not friends. Or at least Vash probably wouldn't want to be friends with him.

Their relationship is professional. And Vash will definitely get angry at the Iain for enjoying to mess with him... yeah, I'm not sure Vash would consider him a friend but Vash will probably find him one of those people he could rely on... yup.

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... Estelle's not going to pay you, if that's what you're asking. B(

But anyway, they should definitely cross paths one day. LET'S SEE IF VASH IS A GOOD SHOT. :U

[Mihai Chimet]

We need to do event plotting! Casino is the best I can come up with at the moment (and also kinda fits our word prompt), but considering that I think there's already going to be another pair using the casino theme, and that I'm clueless how Mihai could get into a casino at all without being torn apart by the media, I dunno how well that'll work out? pff uvu

Any suggestions on your part? (Also, I would like to know if it's okay to put our moped thread on hold until the event is over. /so overwhelmed)

[Asunara Wisdom]

I'm pretty sure Vash would get an earful if he stumbled into the Casino himself since that's not his kind of joint |D;;

Maybe some trouble at that pub called The Gun, and we both end up teaming up to figure our way out? Hmmm...

tomorrowneverdies.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=isleofdogs&action=display&thread=147

^ The Gun

And yes, we can put our moped thread on hold until the event is over, I still need to get the rest of my event threads done OTL

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/excuse the account inaccuracy

I could pull off bar, I think. Luckily, Mi isn't PM-level famous so he might be able to get a break pff. Though what do you have in mind for "trouble"?

[Vash Alois Zwingli]

Trouble... well hmmm...

Perhaps for serendipity, Mihai is short on money, which pisses off a guy, and Vash is... Well hmmm. Along the lines of a bar fight would be nice. I mean lovely.

[Mihai Chimet]

I think a politician being out while short on money would be terrible pff
If there's a shadier bar maybe we can play off some sort of drugs bust? Shooting and injuries all around—nice way to start off v-day

[Vash Alois Zwingli]

It would be terrible but charming pffff

Try Aylesbury Estate

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Aoife & Vash:

*ahem* We need to establish what their work relationship is like. I think we started trying to solve it but never finished...?

[kvietka]

...Shoot we do ahaha. Let's chat!

[Vash Alois Zwingli]

@ Amy:

We're agreed e ueb

[Vash Alois Zwingli]

idk where to put my headcanons that i find so i'll post them occassionaly on this thread?

Vash is a little bit of a hypocrite and contradicts himself in some ways. He always says someone is overreacting about something silly, but a lot of the time he’d probably react the same way; he just doesn’t realize how much he really does overreact, and likes to think he’s Mr. Reasonable and chill but he’s really not.

And also he’ll often be like “I don’t even time to explain this thing to you right now.” or something of the sort but then go on a rant about it.

[Vash Alois Zwingli]

Switzerland has a pretty strange confidence level. He’s carries himself with pride, but, it doesn’t take much to make him feel like the worst person in the world.